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Allan’s Aphorisms

“Say what you want to about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos.”

Walter Sobchak,” The Big Lebowski”


“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”

Mohandas K. Gandhi


 “I know not what weapons will be used to fight World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

Albert Einstein


“Yeah, I’m gonna need to get you to go ahead and come on in for work on Sunday, too.”

Bill Lundbergh, “Office Space”


“And if an honest man such as yourself should happen to make enemies, they will also be my enemies. Then they will fear you.”

Don Vito Corleone, “The Godfather”


“I’d rather see a crooked harrow than a field unplowed.”



“It is ill-mannered to silence a fool, and cruelty to let him go on.”

Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard’s Almanack


“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.”

Stephen Hawking


“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”